Okay, since my last post I've gotten a lot better. The infection is (hopefully) gone and the house has calmed down. I still have no real way to get my files from the broken computer, but it should be fixed soon.

Anyway, the other reason for this journal, and I were doing a sort of 'make up funny sounds' game in his 'End Of The World' photo, and I decided to make up what those sounds we came up with might go with. They are my own interpretations, so if you have a different one just say so. The first one was woosh, which everyone knows about.

Wooshazip: The sound caused by falling down a waterfall during canoing.
Wewshadeewewsh: The sound made when sliding down handrails.
Spramp: Gelled hair getting crunched.
Foomp: What one would hear after tugging your jammed thumb out of a bottle.
Pwink: Something plastic hitting something metal.
Fwooz: When something is thrown into the air with a spinning motion.
Shwirng: The sound made when something slips out of a person's hand after being swung.
Katow: A large rock hitting the bottom of a metal basin.
Gatchwang: A rubber band ricocheting off one metal plate and onto another.
Pew pew pew: What a chicken hears when people throw rocks at it.
Pwaaaaank: A cymbal breaking in two.
Iggity aggity ook: The sound squirrels make when they decide to throw things at you.
Pwumph: The sound pudding makes when it lands on the floor.
Daduk: A ball hitting the side of a barn with wet paint of it.
Chapwing: A person with a plate in his head colliding with a tree.
Seewwwff: A rotten peach falling off the tree and hitting the ground.
Gaglap: What a frog sounds like when it jumps in the toilet.
Shplemp: The sound a duck makes when it does its business in the water.